Thursday, December 9, 2010

Here Comes The Next DSC Professor!

OK, so if you're going to be a teacher, there are several things to keep in mind.

First of all, never let your class walk all over you. It only teaches disrespect of those in authority. Second, be willing to spend that extra amount of time with students who may be struggling. A teacher can be a hero, you know! Third, and this could be the most important, don't expose yourself to your class.

But even if you do decide to take off your clothes in front of your class, you should at least be somewhat prepared to be arrested.

This Kentucky State University instructor went through all the hassle of disrobing, putting his clothes back on, being arrested for indecent exposure and then taken to jail. So why is it his mug shot depicts a look of utter surprise? Like he didn't know he was going to jail?

In the article, interim Provost Ken Harmon said, "He will not be teaching again at KSU."

Well, if he can manage to get a doctorate, he might be able to find a job at Dixie State College!

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Send Me To Prison!

So you thought being sent to prison would be the ultimate punishment outside of death, right? Well, not in the case of one particular inmate who was sent to prison for murder.

Yes, murder. So what did the state do to punish him? Well, he was put in a minimum security facility that has internet access available to the inmates.

So one particular inmate actually took photos (so I guess cameras are available, too) of himself holding a bong and licking a knife. 

Awesome.

All the internet access, bong smoking and knife wielding a criminal could possibly want is all available. All you have to do is murder someone.